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Here is why Vladimir Boychev WILL be IS one of the Lucky 36 4 Graduates

Shades on! Bright shining begins! Danger of temporary blinding!

In a nutshell, other than Money and Mentors, he has what it takes to start investing in commercial RE. Call him now and save yourself from reading this long essay.

Imagine that Donald Trump bought the finest block in Manhattan, razed it, and built a brand new, impressive skyscraper on that precious piece of land. The building was just about ready to open its doors. Then, right before he had someone put the big T on top of it, he abruptly changed his mind and decided to relocate to Florida avoiding the high NYC taxes. A fire sale was quickly set up and you got a chance to grab that property at a deep discount, subject to existing financing, to give it some final touches, and put it into operation in order to generate a healthy positive cash flow for you. You, dear Mentors would jump on that opportunity, wouldn't you? Especially if it weren't for the high-taxes tail attached.

As an investor, Vladimir is quite like that almost completed building: he has been critically reading books and courses, attending webinars, REIA meetings, and bootcamps on real-estate, business-building, marketing, by authors and gurus who are better at teaching than the Donald (at least they do not need someone like Kiyosaki or Lindahl to write the book, so they can put their name on it, or like Melero to speak to their university students;-). Now Vladimir is just about ripe for you to grab him, fine-tune and add to his knowledge and skills, and put him into fruitful operation to work for the benefit of both your and his businesses. Plus, he can in turn teach other investors to anything he has mastered already. Indeed, he has taught physics to a large number of undergraduate students on both sides of the Atlantic and has mentored junior graduate students at an infrared spectroscopy research lab. And note that Vladimir comes with no strings attached: there's no one to tell you “There's one for you, nineteen for me... 'cause I'm the Taxman... and you chose to mentor that V man!”

Take that chance, and later you will be able to boast that you have coached and mentored a PhD physicist who knows Quantum Theory and other advanced science subjects, how to distill his intellect, knowledge and skills into real estate gold;) Plus, in real estate and in just about any other field, it is much easier to teach and mentor someone who is ready and willing. Does it show how ready and willing Vladimir is? (And, keep it a secret, but he has some credit-card balances to reduce and pay off in order to shield his finances from nervous-Nelly and/or malicious banks which lower the credit lines to screw his credit and then increase the interest rates, even though Vladimir has kept his side of the contracts and is paying everything as agreed.)

So far it was short, sweet and up to the point. You are a busy person, to save yourself from reading to the end, click here to put Vladimir into you shopping cart right now and be over with it, then check him out and go about your business. If nothing happens in two seconds, call him right away to tell him that the link is broken. “You know his name, look up his number”: it's in Step 1, just before his long Step 2 application. Once you've called him, you may as well interview him and reserve his spot. Why waste your time and read all of this long essay even once, let alone twice? Deal? No? Keep on reading then...

Born in Sofia, Bulgaria. Though English is not his mother language, Vladimir has mastered it better than many who were born within an English-speaking country: he'll always choose the right word between “principal” & “principle”, “then” & “than”, “their” & “there”, “your” & “you're”, “weather” & “whether”, “roll” & “role”, etc, plus he knows words such as “which”, “who”, “when” and more, so he does not have to abuse and overuse “that”. His written communications are clear, literate, and unambiguous—helps in both teaching and advertising. By using everyday analogies, he can draw 3-D verbal pictures and simplify even most complicated matters down to layman level, and pour them with his proprietary funnel down into heads which would otherwise have remained puzzled and not-understanding. Most importantly, he is able to think—a rare quality these days, he can ask the right questions, spot weaknesses of current systems, formulate the problems and often to even find elegant solutions.

By crossing the Atlantic Ocean, Vladimir has changed not only his country, but his continent as well. And later he switched careers from physics with a couple of graduate degrees to investing. While he was at an infrared lab, his name used to be V-lad-I'm-IR (Victory lad—I'm InfraRed), but later became V-lad-I'm-IR (Victory lad—I'm InvestorReal;). Need more proof that he can handle pressure and all kinds of challenges? He could easily copy and paste selections from a long list of nouns and adjectives describing desirable skills and qualities off some of the multiple resume writing guides, and then sprinkle some text and bullet points between these select words to organize and tie them together, but why bother when the peaks and valleys of his real life story so far, clearly demonstrate that he has everything needed to learn and teach, adapt, follow, and succeed? Free bonus: he comes complete with mentor-in and mentor-out connections, just plug in or connect wirelessly;)

If you've reached this spot, you must have missed the first two pressure-relief exits. Just grab that phone and “let your fingers do the walking” on those buttons. BTW, if you called Vladimir at one of the two early-bird special exits, but did not reserve his spot yet, now is as good a time as any to fix your mistake. Yes? Real deal? Come on dear Mentor, be more decisive! Not just yet? Keep on reading then. Ha, ha, ha! This was your last exit. No more exits from here to the end of the world!

Vladimir's real-estate experience so far has been limited to mostly “theoretical” investing. As a beginner and on his own, he did buy an REO house back in 2005 with a hard-money loan, fixed it up with his own hands and some help, and had it refinanced by a credit union. He also had a couple of houses tied on subject-to contracts, but the houses were unsellable as-is as the market was slowing and turning from upward to downward, and unfortunately the lenders would not negotiate a short sale, so those two houses eventually went into a foreclosure. One of these deals also taught him the lessons of a bad partnership.

Though not much of a chess player, Vladimir sees almost clearly several moves ahead into the future. Thus, when condos and pre-construction investments were being pushed hard as the market was topping during 2005-2007, he had the common sense to stay out of these downward-bound risky endeavors. He also had a healthy scepticism about using payment-option ARM loans during the wrong half of the cycle, though they could be a perfect source for investment funding during the growing part of the cycle. In fact, he decided that the safest way to handle the down half-cycle was to stay out of the market, rather than try to short it, which is hard for a beginning investor. Now that the bottom is here or near, he is gearing up to re-enter with a vengeance.

This very limited practical exposure to SFR investing quickly convinced Vladimir that the right choice is commercial real estate and later maybe to add discounted residential and commercial notes. He learned a lot about how to analyze, fund, buy, select and supervise management of commercial real estate and even tried to buy some, but none of his offers have been accepted so far. Clearly buying of a commercial property without previous experience and an expert team behind is either too big a quantum jump, or simply many more offers are needed till the first accepted one returns. That's where the Real Deal MM Mentors are badly needed and will be of invaluable help to him.

Vladimir has been a lonely real-estate gear, rolling around and searching for his gear-box team. Put him inside the Real Deal and he'll snap to fit right in and start spinning fast, as guided by the big-expert Mentor master gears, and interacting with the medium Director gears. And with every turn he will grow to soon become one of the medium and then big gears, adding further overdrive capabilities to the entire gear-box team.

Let me tell you a secret: there are no more exits, indeed, except for a bunch of post scripts at the very end. The more scripts the merrier. Of course, you could easily skip directly to them in an instant—faster than instant coffee in a microwave. The choice is yours. But Vladimir has written this verbal maze, custom made, designed specially for you. Better sooner than later, you will trip and fall into his trap for Mentors who shall be freed only after having launched Vladimir into commercial orbit.

Furthermore, he has some impressive, diverse experience working not only with his head, but with his hands and body, too. He has tried successfully his hand at almost all construction activities, both in building new, or old-work during repairs, such as: arc-welding, pouring concrete, brick-laying, masonry, stucco, electrical installations, plumbing, working with metals, ceramic tiles, framing and finish carpentry, assembling and installing kitchen cabinets, roofing, installation of skylights, windows, doors and locks, thermal insulation, drywall and painting. Applying his knowledge of physics which is fundamental for all engineering sciences, he has done all those activities creatively and with deep understanding.

Though he does not plan to use all of these practical skills as an investor, they are quite helpful during real-estate inspections, or whenever such jobs need to be supervised during new construction or renovations. A while back he was involved with analogue photography and Hi-8 video for family photos and videos. He should be able to quickly and easily refresh this side of his with a digital upgrade and update for business advertising purposes.

But wait! There's more:) car maintenance, soldering and testing electronic circuits, assembling a new desk-top-of-the-line computer from separate modules (back in 1998), working with vacuum and cryogenic technology, all kinds of complex physics-lab equipment, infra-red spectrometers, gathering experimental data, processing by using math, statistics, and graphics software, and other activities totally unrelated to real estate. Yet they all demonstrate abilities to learn, think creatively, analyze, master and adapt to new stuff all the time. Now, he'll probably get a job offer at some physics lab, but who needs it when his right leg is on the first step of the ladder leading up to real-estate multi-millionaire status? Upon climbing to the top of the ladder, he'll be able to buy the physics lab and even write them a grant if he feels they are making real good science rather than pushing forward nonsense and pseudo science to please stupidity in power in order to get a government grant:)

Now, have you ever met anyone with a PhD and MS degree, who knows advanced sciences, such as physics, math, statistics, and yet has so many practical real-world techniques and skills, as well? None such, totally unique! “If you want him, here he is, come and get him! Better hurry 'cause he may not last...” Do you hear the melody? He told you, though modest, he is “simply irresistible”, didn't he?

And he has even more secrets to share, but he'll open up only in Acapulco. Hawaii is even better because no fly over drug-lord-controlled territories is needed to get there;)

But here's the deal: while Donald Trump is distracted by politics, it is likely that Rick Melero will replace him on the high-end commercial front, then one of today's four Directors will grow up to replace Rick, vacating a spot for Vladimir—by then the latter will be completely baked to fill in the shoes and become a partner. As a partner Vladimir will throw down a carbon-nanotube rope or two for other deserving members of the community to move up and fill in his spot as a former MMM challenger, and so on down the line... a new vacancy for a janitor to fire their boss and jump into the fire of the Real Deal community will open up;-)

Furthermore, Vladimir may also have a fork with another branch to choose: what if Danny Welsh were to replace Jay Abraham and to become the Mentor of the mentors? Simple, fast and easy—then one of our Directors moves up to replace Danny and the vacated Director's spot is Vladimir's second option, no option fee but elbow grease needed. The result is another happy janitor or newspaper delivery person. Indeed, printed newspapers show some signs of a near-death experience. See, Vladimir has the vision to plan not only his future, but the future of an entire branch of the community.

Looking forward to learn from and work with you.

Sincere thanks and regards,

Vladimir Boychev

P.: You may think the person who wrote this text is crazy, and you are right—one must be quite crazy to become a physicist and swim into general relativity, black holes, and non-local quantum theories. But there may be a reason behind this madness: which millionaire will contribute more money to your commercial syndication: the bored one, or the one who is dieing out of laughter. They are both exactly the same. The only difference is how they were verbally processed and prepared. Call when you decide to call, and let's laugh our way to riches together. Hint for copycats: crazy is OK, as long as you do not cross the fine line connecting Syd Barrett and Charlie Sheen.

P.S.: Vladimir extremely rarely talks about himself in third person, but that's what the assigned title implied, so he complied to show you how accurately he can follow directions paying attention to fine details others tend to miss. Have you called him yet?

P.P.S.: Why was Vladimir chosen? Because Dana, Jo, Alex and Sam have been mentored by Danny and Rick up to the top of their class. Among other skills and techniques they've mastered and accomplished, for one they surely know how to select and who to choose. Please do! Thanks!

P.P.P.S.a: What are you waiting for? Call him right away and grab him before other mentors have wised up to the fact that the magnetic power of “FREE” is not only good for squeeze pages, but can be utilized to attract the best now and make them pay with blood sweat and tears later—almost like a credit card to charge your needs for human potential, paying the principal and interest with your time and mentorship;-) But don't make this decision lightly: his interest rate is high and you will have to remain his friends, mentors and partners for a really long term. When you make up your mind to call soon, his battery will still be live and he will be able to take your call promptly.

P.P.P.S.b1: Be sure to take this once in a lifetime chance: his wife is selling him at a deep discount, with seller financing, providing room, board, phone, fax, wi-fi & gas on a Promissory Note collateralized by a mortgage pledging his soul, past interest only, with a balloon to be popped only by the profit from a real commercial deal. Call now already because he cannot wait forever, that balloon is coming due soon and his soul will be foreclosed and will end up within a packet of bulk-REO second-hand souls, which will be bought by... “her name is Lucifera, please take her hand”.

P.P.P.S.b2: You may find the nomenclature of the post scripts somewhat strange and unusual. Just call him for an explanation or simply to ask what time is it, and he will deftly slide you into that interview track.

WARNING: Think twice, act smart and call, or else... Vladimir could put this on a daily autoresponder. Yes, he has saved the e-mail with which you requested information with exactly the same title. Any judge or jury will deem that to be a sufficient proof of permission. Of course you can always ask Vladimir politely with a notarized letter mailed registered to his PO Box at the North Pole to be removed from his list and he will comply promptly. But not before he has connected you securely to twelve of his JV relentless internet marketers. Then you have to unsubscribe 12 more times. But those guys are vicious. One of them will create your Face Book page (don't worry, if you already have one, they'll hack it and change your password, so you won't be able to get there, but all your friends will see the nasty stuff they posted as if it was you). Another one will hack into your e-mail (yes, 12345 is a very easy to remember password, and you have more important things to do than remember strange passwords ... until they hit your account), and send ugly e-mails and a virus or two to your entire contact list. A third one will reprogram your autoresponders. A fourth one will break into your clickbank account and steal all your affiliate links—you had just paid a fortune to that geek from Singapore to cloak them:-( Yet another will take care of your twitting, etc. And all of them have another dozen of JV colleagues to pass you to. Have you ever seen the sketch of a chain nuclear reaction? Very similar multiplication until your mailbox explodes. You start jumping to newer and newer e-mail accounts. Now you have ten e-mail accounts, but they found you there, too, so you get the multiple copies of their junkmail in multiple accounts. “Don't worry, be happy!” Life before the internet was difficult and then people died. Now life with the internet is difficult, and then people still die. But it's such a great fun to live before they die.

P.P.P.S.bs: As you've been reading on and on, before you knew it space, time, energy and matter flew behind, gas prices shot ahead of themselves, and now you are at the end of the Universe. Congratulations!... And your bonus is... to get quantum teleported back to your spot so you can interview Vladimir. Call him, partner. The End. But if you don't call... reset and start reading from the start. Repeat the cycle as many times as needed, but if you need more than three times, you do not have a good taste, because you really, really don't like him at all as seen in black and white only text, do you? And therefore this 2011 Spring you are his fired no-mentor. But think again: all of this magic in black and white text only—kind of like a Hitchcock movie or Double Indemnity or the Marx Brothers translated into a sales page of the funny type, somewhat similar to www.ClickHereYouIdiot.com;) (You certainly are itching to explore that link, but don't get distracted before you have approved Vladimir. That site is in no way part of this essay, Vladimir is not even an affiliate, but most importantly do it another day because today you would overdose on laughter. But while laughing would learn everything you always wanted to know about why sales pages are so long and obnoxious, but were afraid to ask so they don't think you couldn't figure it out on your own. That was just a brief distraction break. Go on reading now, please.)

Imagine what it would be if he hadn't tied colors, audio, music, and video behind his back! It wouldn't be at all fair to the rest of the applicants—they wouldn't stand a chance and would have to fight for one less spot under the Mentor Suns, well, they actually do have one less spot already. Indeed, Vladimir's brain likes freedom so much that it would never agree to have half of it tied behind his back like that Rush, so he had to cut colors and media. But if you've already called and reserved Vladimir's spot, that's a totally different story: you may then read this essay over and over again until you are blue or out of laughter, exhausted and ready to switch activities to something more productive. Fun is OK, but cheese costs bucks. He likes cheese. His favorite cheese is self-storage. What's yours? Tickle, tickle...

Shining ends! Shades off! Take a deep breath, relax, collect your thoughts, and float downstream into your dream... But where is Vladimir? How can your team go on without him? Don't you worry. Calm down now, it is just a nightmare—see, Vladimir is already on the team for real.