Why did the attorney cross the road?

Wed, Mar 24 2010 08:34pm EDT 1
Danny Welsh, CMO of HIS, Greatest Real Estate Giveaway Director
Danny Welsh, CMO of HIS, Greatest Real Estate Giveaway Director
787 Posts
That's where the paperwork was.
That's where the opportunity was better to screw people.
Because that's what it said in the fine print.
That's where the law school was where their future competitors outnumbered them 5 to 1.

Haha, just thought a little levity might be appropriate.

Let's all benefit from the amazing legal talent in Real Deal Community and kick this topic and questions off..

Danny
Fri, Aug 13 2010 10:34am EDT 2
Harry Sharma
Harry Sharma
1 Posts
On his way to court to sue the landlord who owned the large apartment complex. Th attorney contacted one of the tenants and asked him if if would like to get back to the landlord and make some good money without costing him a cent. Why not? what do I have to do ? Just make sure you have your neighrbor video tape you whie you slip on the stairway and then go to your doctor and get a medical report on how badly you were injured and that you would be disabled for the rest of your life. We sue the landlord for $15 million but we will settle for $7.50 M and you get 60% or 4.5M. That should be enough for you to live the high life and vacation in the Caribbean where you can get a lot snorkling , and wate skiing done.
Have you done anything like this before? I mean like suing?
Sure! I even named my daughter "Sue"
Harry

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